I have a computer, an air cleaner, a lamp, and a fan going. I can afford the electricity for all of them.
Any time I want, I can go to the kitchen and choose from a variety of vaguely healthy foods and drinks.
I am fluent in the currently most important language in the world.
My neighbors like me.
I have never been raped or beaten, and I am big and intimidating enough to deter the vast majority of people who might otherwise want to try.
I have more DVDs, books, and clothes than I need.
Even when I whine like a pathetic child, God still looks out for me.