Worst. Spy. Ever.

“Hi there. I was wondering if you’d let me into this highly sensitive military complex. No? I’ll just hang around then, that’s ok isn’t it?”

Ah, memories. Been there 3 times doing Follow on Technical Proficiency Evaluations (FTPEs) of the Marconi, now Lockheed contractors who maintained our system on the Vanguards . On your way to the base there’s this old hippie camp with a bunch of little hovels and as they call them over there, caravans.